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sixtyfive:

Wow

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

tonightshow:

ja-ll:

tonightshow:

I’m not funny.

I laughed out loud

I lost 3 followers.

tonightshow:

ja-ll:

tonightshow:

I’m not funny.

I laughed out loud

I lost 3 followers.

teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

awwww-cute:

My cousins husky is happiest when you’re holding his paw

awwww-cute:

My cousins husky is happiest when you’re holding his paw

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns